Random shit from private notes to self.

You know that you are going to have a rotten day when you 1.) are on your period. 2.) accidentally catch your pubes on the sticky side of the pad. Yep. That's when you hope that's the worst of it all, but you know, deep down, that you're fucked.

All it will take, from this point on, is for someone to say, "How are you?" in that automated response kind of way and then it's "homicide, here I come".